The 1st day of school was like watching my mom take a dump.There were 2 boys in my class who smelled like cookies and dirt (yuck). My teacher is such a softy( she likes to cook) .I mean,don't get me wrong but who likes to cook.There are two mean teachers at my school (one has a big, big butt).Man I wish she shaved her butt,well lets move on I have my first tip for today. My friend tolled me that she was having trouble with her classmate, she says he or she talks way to much.Well my friend i have 2 different ways to solve this.The first way is to say:shut up why don't you stick a turkey in your mouth or say:well can you stop talking please I really need to do my work.
p.s: I have a secret crush in the mean teachers class but
my friend likes him.
More to come....
